Random Dad Joke Generator
Generate random dad jokes instantly. Fetch jokes from a live API or use 100+ built-in jokes offline. Save favorites and share.
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About
Dad jokes operate on a specific comedic structure: a setup that establishes expectation, followed by a punchline that subverts it through wordplay, homophony, or semantic ambiguity. This generator sources jokes from the icanhazdadjoke.com public API in real time. When the network is unavailable, it falls back to an embedded corpus of 100+ curated jokes rotated via Fisher-Yates shuffle to prevent repeats. Favorites persist in localStorage across sessions. The tool approximates joke novelty by tracking history; once the offline pool is exhausted, it resets.
Joke quality is subjective. This tool does not filter by audience age or cultural context. The punchline reveal delay of 1.5s is intentional - comedic timing research suggests a pause of 1 - 2 seconds between setup and punchline optimizes perceived humor. Pro tip: delivering a dad joke with a straight face increases laugh probability by roughly 40% according to informal surveys.
Formulas
Dad joke structure follows a predictable comedic formula. The humor coefficient H can be loosely modeled as:
Where S = setup believability (range 0 - 1), U = unexpectedness of the punchline (range 0 - 1), and P = predictability score (range 0.1 - 1). A higher U and lower P yields maximum groan.
The offline shuffle uses the Fisher-Yates algorithm to ensure uniform random permutation:
Where n = total jokes in pool, j is a uniformly distributed random index. This guarantees each joke appears exactly once before the cycle resets, giving a repeat-free sequence of length n.
Reference Data
| Category | Example Setup | Punchline Type | Groan Level |
|---|---|---|---|
| Food | What do you call a fake noodle? | Homophone pun | 8/10 |
| Animals | What do you call a fish without eyes? | Spelling pun | 7/10 |
| Work | Why did the scarecrow win an award? | Idiom literalization | 6/10 |
| Science | Why can't you trust atoms? | Double meaning | 9/10 |
| Music | What's the best thing about Switzerland? | Misdirection | 5/10 |
| Sports | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? | Idiom literalization | 7/10 |
| Family | I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. | Concept literalization | 8/10 |
| Technology | Why do programmers prefer dark mode? | Analogy pun | 6/10 |
| Weather | What did one ocean say to the other? | Semantic ambiguity | 5/10 |
| History | Why did the bicycle fall over? | Physical pun | 9/10 |
| Math | Why was six afraid of seven? | Number wordplay | 10/10 |
| Construction | I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. | Double meaning | 8/10 |
| Gardening | What do you call a lazy gardener? | Compound word pun | 6/10 |
| Medical | Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? | Needs space (literal) | 7/10 |
| Legal | Why don't scientists trust atoms? | Character pun | 9/10 |