About

Random profile generators rely on combinatorial explosion to produce statistically unique outputs. With 15 personality archetypes, 80+ hobbies, 60+ quirks, and 50+ life mottos, this tool produces over 10⁸ distinct profile combinations. Each avatar is algorithmically generated using geometric primitives on an HTML Canvas, driven by a seeded PRNG (Mulberry32) so profiles are reproducible given the same seed s. The bio text uses template-based sentence construction with weighted slot-filling rather than pure randomness, ensuring grammatical coherence while maintaining absurdity.

Profiles generated here are useful for tabletop RPG characters, placeholder user data during UI development, creative writing prompts, or icebreaker activities. The stat distribution follows a constrained random walk where total points T are fixed at 100, allocated across 6 attributes, preventing degenerate builds where one stat consumes everything. Note: avatar uniqueness is approximate. With 32-bit seeds, hash collisions become probable beyond 65,536 profiles (birthday paradox).

Formulas

Avatar generation uses a seeded pseudo-random number generator (Mulberry32) to ensure reproducibility:

state = state + 0x6D2B79F5

t = imul(state &xor; (state >>> 15), state | 1)

output = ((t &xor; (t + imul(t &xor; (t >>> 7), 61))) >>> 0)4294967296

Where state is the 32-bit integer seed derived from hashing the profile name. The output is normalized to [0, 1).

Stat allocation uses a constrained distribution algorithm. Total points T = 100 are distributed across 6 attributes:

s_i = floor(r_i∑j=16 r_j × T)

Where r_i is a biased random value per archetype. Archetype bias adds +0.3 weight to the favored stat before normalization. Each stat is clamped to [3, 30] to prevent extremes.

Reference Data

Archetype	Primary Trait	Stat Bias	Rarity	Flavor
Chaos Gremlin	Unpredictable	Luck ↑	Common	Thrives in disorder
Cozy Hermit	Introverted	Wisdom ↑	Common	Peak blanket energy
Snack Oracle	Foodie	Charisma ↑	Uncommon	Predicts mood by snack choice
Midnight Philosopher	Overthinking	Intelligence ↑	Uncommon	3 AM existential crises
Sunshine Tank	Optimistic	Strength ↑	Uncommon	Aggressively cheerful
Cursed Artifact	Mysterious	Luck ↓	Rare	Weird things happen nearby
Wifi Druid	Tech-savvy	Intelligence ↑	Uncommon	Fixes routers by staring
Nap Champion	Lazy genius	Stamina ↓	Common	Sleeps competitively
Dramatic Bard	Theatrical	Charisma ↑	Uncommon	Everything is a monologue
Feral Academic	Obsessive learner	Intelligence ↑	Rare	Has 47 browser tabs open
Void Cat	Aloof	Agility ↑	Rare	Stares into nothingness
Accidental Hero	Clumsy but lucky	Luck ↑	Uncommon	Trips into saving the day
Glitter Goblin	Sparkly	Charisma ↑	Rare	Leaves glitter everywhere
Time Wizard	Always late	Wisdom ↓	Common	Exists outside schedules
Cryptid Enthusiast	Conspiratorial	Wisdom ↑	Rare	Has seen things

Frequently Asked Questions

The avatar renderer uses an HTML Canvas element and draws geometric primitives (circles, polygons, arcs) whose parameters (position, size, color, count) are determined entirely by the Mulberry32 seeded PRNG. The seed is derived from a 32-bit hash of the profile name string. This means the same name always produces the same avatar. Colors are generated using HSL with hue steps of 137.508° (the golden angle) to ensure harmonious palette distribution.

Theoretically yes, due to hash collisions in the 32-bit seed space. By the birthday paradox, the probability of at least one collision exceeds 50% after approximately 65,536 generated profiles (√(2 × 2³²)). In practice, even with a seed collision the full profile combines multiple independent random draws, so complete duplication is extremely unlikely but mathematically possible.

Unconstrained random stat generation produces degenerate profiles where one attribute might be 95 and others near zero, which is neither fun nor useful for RPG-style character creation. The constrained allocation with per-stat clamping at [3, 30] ensures every profile has meaningful variation while remaining balanced. The archetype bias (a +0.3 weight multiplier on one stat) adds thematic consistency without breaking the constraint.

The bio uses template-based slot-filling rather than pure random word concatenation. Each sentence template has typed slots (e.g., [HOBBY], [QUIRK], [FOOD]) that accept only semantically compatible fillers. Templates are pre-written to be grammatically complete regardless of which filler is inserted. This avoids the word-salad problem of naive random text generators while maintaining over 10⁸ unique combinations.

Yes. The seed value displayed on each profile card is deterministic. Enter the same custom name (case-sensitive) and click Generate to reproduce the exact same profile including avatar, stats, and bio. The seed is derived from a hash of the input string, so "Alice" will always produce the same profile on any device running this tool.

You can copy the profile as formatted text to clipboard, or export the full profile card as a PNG image. The PNG export renders the entire profile card DOM element onto an OffscreenCanvas using manual drawing operations (not html2canvas), reproducing the layout with the avatar, stats bars, and text. The resulting image is approximately 600×800 pixels at 2× resolution for crisp output on retina displays.